It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize