I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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