Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Randomize
