Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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