doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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