So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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