She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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