Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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