this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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