we're blogging at a bar
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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