Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
