There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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