Is it because I queefed?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
