What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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