just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Houston, we have a blender
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Pooping to opera.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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