i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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