I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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