Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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