hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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