sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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