fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Randomize
