how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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