You just made me feel so damn special
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Text me some of your sweat
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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