For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I can't turn off my feet"
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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