U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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