do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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