C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Randomize
