dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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