I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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