How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
