No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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