Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
Randomize
