Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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