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(201): View more from New Jersey

she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.

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(530): View more from California

You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?

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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.

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(425): View more from Washington

Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.

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(813): View more from Florida

Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.

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