"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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