Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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