It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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