is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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