you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
