So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
You may now shotgun with the bride
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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