Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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