problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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