you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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