I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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