They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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