you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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