I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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