she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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