FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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