Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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