there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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