Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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