Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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