How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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