brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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